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Subtle, ethically sourced materials and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes make the piece feel thoughtful from the inside out.\n\nThis sweatshirt belongs in slow, low-key wardrobes — for late-night coffee runs, snagged couches, rainy walks, or when you need a little dark humor to get through the day. It reads like a private joke you’re happy to share.\n\n\nProduct features\n- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\n- Tubular, seamless knit body for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\n- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength\n- Embroidery options on chest and wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints\n- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton (Gildan 18000)\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53942472606010,"sku":"74106832372413201071","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":53942472638778,"sku":"21061177795340919828","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53942472671546,"sku":"24981855378127229770","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53942472704314,"sku":"23107725382788610722","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":53942472737082,"sku":"68859486368742017228","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53942472769850,"sku":"32411056717072468890","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53942472802618,"sku":"16607200539604142725","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53942472835386,"sku":"31225749713491256937","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53942472868154,"sku":"42385005954864197584","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":53942472900922,"sku":"31604811398585821028","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53942472933690,"sku":"66943166314317412987","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53942472966458,"sku":"96902574444928416442","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53942472999226,"sku":"13144868634666030069","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53942473031994,"sku":"18757417082662423429","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53942473064762,"sku":"24511928408453139417","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53942473097530,"sku":"25773825426325258661","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53942473130298,"sku":"27819965584672233593","price":29.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53942473163066,"sku":"85121157486085042043","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53942473195834,"sku":"81685838167648886601","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":53942473228602,"sku":"17485122763288448393","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53942473261370,"sku":"11830645876081358626","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53942473294138,"sku":"16600368161436508211","price":34.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":53942473326906,"sku":"10123536727422026719","price":36.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53942473359674,"sku":"16821303865902966756","price":36.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53942473392442,"sku":"14703149317738216796","price":36.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53942473425210,"sku":"21534466244150407154","price":41.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1013\/0246\/8922\/files\/13363142863698376093_2048.jpg?v=1787449395","url":"https:\/\/cozybelle.shop\/products\/crewneck-sweatshirt-minimal-skeleton-with-red-balloon-well-shit-graphic","provider":"Cozy Belle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}